Recent intelligences has shown that currently Osama Bin Ladin has been hiding away on the moon. We have seen many satellite images showing figures who appear to be of Middle Eastern descent practicing moon-walking and anti gravity fighting tactics. Our records also show that Osama has been historically hiding in areas where the United states has not officially shown aggression towards and the only two places left are the moon and the United states... we're going with the moon. Looking at more documents and satellite images you can see possible man made craters that appear to be strategically place in areas where oil would reside (if there so happens to be any there.) Now that I have proved these facts and have shown you a picture, you are probably asking "What do we do now?". We, as the government, have always been able to asses these exact situations and plan how to react. There are time tested diplomatic ways of coming to an appropriate conclusion that's in the best interest of everyone. With that said, we will start out with not only our favorite response but also most effective.....bomb the living shit out of it.
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